nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

(via lohanthony)

me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by

me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in

me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me

me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in

me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here